World’s first alien corpse

Alien investigators recently tried to garner support for their theory that a mummy, reportedly removed from a Mayan tomb in Mexico, is an extra terrestrial and not a child mummy, as skeptics claim.

The 50-inch-long mummy was shown during a UFO conference in Sofia, Bulgaria, where several “UFO experts” tried to convince the crowds its eyes were too big to be that of a human child, and its “near non-existent ears” also mean it was not of this world.

Alien conspiracy theorists claim there is evidence in major historical sites of ancient civilisations, such as the Mayan and Egyptians, that they were visited by advanced alien races who helped them build structures such as ancient pyramids.

These conspiracy theories were further boosted last week, when during thermal tests on the ancient pyramids in Egypt, heat spot anomalies were found in three blocks at the base.

This prompted alien researcher Scott C. Waring to claim it could be strong evidence for the theory. He said: “This anomaly is three very energy filled objects at the bottom of the pyramid. This could be the evidence we need to prove that it was created by ancient aliens and that they pyramid is more that a spectacle to look at.” The far-out theory contends that some of the alien visitors died on earth and were then buried by their human hosts in traditional ways.