Gwyneth Paltrow’s annual Goop gift guide is out, and it has been described as a collection of “the good, the fad and the ridiculous”. The items on Gwyn’s list are quirky and come with a steep price tag
Jellyfish tank
The Darwin Tank from The Darwin Sect takes right after its name — what a fish tank would want to be when it grows up. Made of Boro glass, known to be used in labs specifically, this tank has a sophisticated filter and lighting mechanism that we think the jellyfish might appreciate. All for a price tag of $1,621.
Gold dumbbells These Hock Design Goldloft 18K gold dumbbells have even rendered Gwyneth “speechless” — that’s the word she used to describe them. Priced at $1,25,000, these German made-to-order dumbbells are composed of 100 per cent Grenadilla wood and 18K yellow gold. We don’t know if this opulent workout accessory has magical powers of instant physical transformation. But yes Gwyn, we are speechless too.
Hermes Mahjong set This one’s for those who feel their mahjong set is too mainstream, and therefore, would be willing to shell out $46,000 to up their game, Gwyn style.
Condom dispenser At $42, this Canoe product is one of the cheapest items on the list. Store your safe sex tools in this German made stainless steel dispenser. Because of course, you are a big boy now.
Toothpaste squeezer This one is for those whose hands are delicate but their wallets are not. For a cool $244 one can own this Cedes Milano toothpaste squeezer — a chrome plated brass device that adds a foxy touch to your bathroom. Its sophisticated mechanism ensures that you get most out of your toothpaste, every single time. How much toothpaste can one possibly need
Headphones The $55,000 Sennheiser Orpheus headphones have also made it to Gwyn’s list of shopping suggestions. Among its treasure trove of features, is temperature control that allows you to not merely listen to the sound but live in it. And as Gwyneth says, it’s because some audiophiles do need $55,000 earphones. Sure, ma’am.
Toilet paper Gwyneth calls these Joseph’s Toiletries offerings “the gold standard of toilet paper”. With the gentle cleansing and balancing variants of tissues enclosed in a gold-rimmed box, these set a new precedent in wellness and hygiene. Do they cleanse the soul too, we wonder. But your wallet will be swept off by $956.
