Marvel fan instructs his girlfriend about watching movie with him in hilarious texts

Dating has undergone a lot of changes in the 21st century with the internet coming into play. But while people are showing better understanding of relationships, there may be some things which are not up for negotiations.

As the world is gearing up for the latest instalment of the Avengers franchise, some loyal fans are paying attention to detail. One of them has gone viral after he spelled out rules for his girlfriend when she agreed to watch Avengers Infinity War with him.

The man starts off with simple steps as he proceeds to prepare her for the worst situation and even promises a reward for following the rules. Here’s what he wrote in messages that have gone viral.

“1. I’ll buy you whatever you want before the movie. Candy, popcorn, drinks, even a hotdog. But you can’t ask for anything during the movie.

2. No talking during the movie, I can’t be distracted. You got questions? Write them down, I’ll answer when it’s over.

3. No hand holding, it’ll distract me and I’ll miss things I’ve waited 10 years to see. Save your cooties until post post credit scene(s). Kissing also applies.

4. If a main character dies, we cry together, if you ain’t crying you walking home. I need you invested in this.

5. If you cancel the movie date, I’ll need 24 hours notice so that I may replace you with a suitable viewer, most likely Jesse. If you cancel last minute and I have to watch alone, you’ll be hearing from my lawyer.

6. If a crazy white guy wants to come up in there trying to ruin the movie by shooting at people, I need you to take him down quickly and keep him under control. Wait until after the movie to call the police, I don’t need the commotion interrupting the movie.”

He even added that he will take girl to her favourite ice-cream place if she follows the rules till the post-credit scenes.